No Tricks, Too Many Treats

So we didn't have a single Trick-or-Treater last night. Not even one. This is REALLY unfortunate, because TJ decided not to sleep last night. All. Night. Long. And that bowl of candy kept me company while I nursed, rocked, paced, swayed, and soothed. All. Night. Long.
Today? Not much candy left, and I feel R-O-T-T-E-N.