Tuesday, June 16, 2009

My Tonsils and I Have Parted Ways (along with a portion of my bank account)


My tonsils, the source of much grief, illness, misery and infection are gone from me forever. I had tonsil surgery yesterday, and have been lying around the house in a drug-induced haze whilst my younger sister takes care of TJ and supplies me with popsicles.
This morning I recieved a rather strange phone call from my bank. They were inquiring about some unusual activity on my debit card. Apparently, someone went of a shopping spree at JCrew.com in the middle of the night. Well, JCrew is one of my favorite stores ever, and I DID remember that I was up in the middle of the night, hurting and unable to sleep. But I had no recollection of buying anything.
I told the bank "thanks", I would look into it and let them know if there was anything amiss. So I logged onto my JCrew account, and sure enough, there was a good $350+ order I placed in the middle of the night. I still don't remember doing it. But I figure if that's the worst thing I do while on narcotics, that's not too bad. At least I bought good stuff. And I even got all the right sizes. Just the same, I think I'll give my credit cards to Rob until I'm off the oxycodone.

8 comments:

Katie Glade Bagley said...

Hahaha, that gave me a good laugh! Hope you feel better soon!

Kathryn said...

That picture is gross.
I hope you get to keep some of your J Crew booty.

Charisa and Trent said...

I haven't looked at your blog for awhile... Hooray for all the great pictures!! I can't believe how big your little guy is getting, he's such a doll!
Happy to hear the tonsils will no longer be giving you grief.... also happy to hear that the purchases made were worthwhile. :o)
LOVE YOU!!!

Amy said...

Here's to a quick recovery. although I know it's hard on adults. As for J Crew, at least still have good taste even on drugs. That's a pretty funny story, as long as it doesn't happen too often.

Nancy said...

You are wonderful - drug induced shopping! Maybe I need to find a pharmaceutical excuse to do some serious shopping in the middle of the night. Hilarious! Did you keep the tonsils? That would even be more gross than the picture.

Beck n' Ben said...

That my dear - is the most hilarious thing I have heard in a long while ...

Ammon and Becky Sullivan said...

SUUUURE you have "no" recollection purchasing the reallly ridiculously cute clothes online! I've used that one before.
jk: That's hilarious

BERNOTSKI FAMILY said...

Right on! That's the best excuse I've heard for blowing $$ on yummy clothes and stuff. Hope your feeling better.